RPE...an afternoon in captions:











"You may take my crackers, but you'll never take my freedom!!"












"Playing a sold out arena in Warrensburg, Missouri...Riley Paige and the Cheerios."












"Milk-A-What???"












"Ladies and Gentlemen, entering the left side of the ring, weighing in at almost 18lbs, super-duper feather weight world champion boxer Riley "The Saltine" Eaton.